Ok, once is a novelty, but twice is ridiculous. So the next stop
was to Interskate 91 North in the Hampshire Mall in Hadley, MA. In researching
this center I found that they run Laser Blast, so you can imagine my confusion
to walk in and see this...
Then I walked through the entryway...
And walked up to the elevator that goes up to the second
floor...
And on the way up heard the speaker announce "Welcome to the Laser Storm transport system. You are about to enter the 22nd century. This is level two, the galactic arena." It sounded very much like the "Welcome Photon Warriors" voice.
And even upon arriving at the ticket counter (next to a skating
rink that seemed to circle around a good part of the upper level of the mall)
there were more signs referencing Laser Storm...except they were all wrong
because this place currently runs Laser Blast. At least the wristband was
correct.
Now, why am I making such a fuss about all this Laser Storm
branding? What difference does it make? Well, it's like if I walked into a
restaurant with two Golden Arches and the guy behind the counter says
"Welcome to Taco Bell". It may be food, but it's not what you thought
you'd be eating. And if you didn't know any better the next time you saw that
logo you might go in expecting one thing and be very surprised to get another.
Frankly, Laser Storm is absolutely nothing like Laser Blast in my opinion and
the name should not be used interchangeably with other forms of laser tag. It's
confusing...and irritating if you go in expecting one system only to find
something else. Even though the irony is I would really like to play more Storm
and there isn't anywhere near me to do so...just don't bait and switch me with
an incorrect neon sign!
Moving on...there were more oddities going on here than a
mis-marked game of laser tag. As I mentioned, they actually run Laser Blast
here. What was strange was...no briefing or vesting room. In fact the guy in
charge (not even going to call him a game master as he sat in the next room the
whole time we played) went to get our vests OUT OF A CLOSET and then had us
watch a briefing video on a monitor in a hallway on a balcony overlooking the
mall food court.
We were instructed to enter the arena when we heard
"Yahoo!" But calling this an arena was a further stretch than the
last one in that it was basically an open room with black lights and neon wall
decor...
...and in place of a standing maze structure there were pieces
of fabric dividers suspended from the ceiling!
These would sway if you got too close. So this was not exactly a
challenging round of tag, but it was an interesting stop for all the other
strange things it had going on. So this is the second center in a row to have a
definite identity crisis...or maybe laser tag is just an afterthought to their
skating business. I'm guessing that Storm must have had a good presence in
Massachusetts once upon a time for there to be all these remnants remaining at
the arenas to this day.
When we were done playing it was back to the elevator. The Storm
voice coming from the speaker informed us we were "returning to
earth"...and just in time to catch half price appetizers and happy hour in
the restaurant down on the main level of the mall. It was almost like if Photon
had an elevator! :)
Comments or questions?
Contact: tivia@tiviachickloveslasertag.com
Websites: www.tiviachickloveslasertag.com
and www.photonforever.com
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